Going to work

I wake up that morning and slap the alarm clock unironically and cliched-ly. “6:34,” it reads in red digital line numbers. I started setting my alarm for weird times in the morning. I felt like my body wasn’t responding well to the predictable times. 7:00 AM is so predictable. 6:30, better, but half-hours are the […]

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yelp lady

I work in a restaurant and I don’t like to talk about my job a lot, but a woman ate at my restaurant about a month or so ago and gave us a 1-star review on Yelp. For most restaurants nowadays, Yelp reviews can get service industry employees fired if their name is mentioned. It […]

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