Pretty Boys will be performing at Austin Sketch Fest on Friday May 26 at the Spider House Ballroom at 8:00 PM! We open for our dear friends at Reductress! If you’ll be in Austin, Texas, you should come out. I’ll be there, assuming my flight isn’t canceled: I want to eat all the Austin food […]
Uh, Blendman, a word? Yes, it’s about that comment you made by the Keurig. Yes, that Keuirg. You see, I appreciate that you like my shirt. Why, yes, it is Earthworm Jim, the Super Nintendo game character turned short-lived Saturday morning cartoon. You see, Blendman, I wear these shirts to express myself and make myself stand […]
This morning I get on the train at the same spot I usually do. I know this is the spot right in front of the trash can where the doors pull right up. And I step on first. And if there’s a seat, I get it. I need it, because my legs hurt, and it […]
I wake up that morning and slap the alarm clock unironically and cliched-ly. “6:34,” it reads in red digital line numbers. I started setting my alarm for weird times in the morning. I felt like my body wasn’t responding well to the predictable times. 7:00 AM is so predictable. 6:30, better, but half-hours are the […]
Wrote this sketch based on a pitch from the very funny Joanna Hausmann! See her on the Internet and lots of other things.
Sometime in April or May my sketch team realized that we had about six or seven weeks to write a show for our slot at Maude Night instead of the typical four weeks. Because of that, we decided to take a shot at writing something different. Instead of writing a sketch show of separate, unrelated […]
I work in a restaurant and I don’t like to talk about my job a lot, but a woman ate at my restaurant about a month or so ago and gave us a 1-star review on Yelp. For most restaurants nowadays, Yelp reviews can get service industry employees fired if their name is mentioned. It […]