My legs are coming to a television near you, probably during a commercial break on ESPN! Check out these fun spots I got to do with Scott Van Pelt and Rece Davis (that apparently can’t be embedded in WordPress.) https://www.ispot.tv/share/wMNv https://www.ispot.tv/share/wrxb https://www.ispot.tv/share/wMzT
I wrote this because it’s funny when someone does something everyone else does but in a weird way. Send it to someone who has a birthday this year! Also tweet at Joanna and wish her a breathy, weird happy birthday.
I’m doing some things in NYC this weekend I’d love for you to see: Margaritaville NOW: Fri, Aug 11th, 6:00pm A post-apocalyptic story about an ex-partying super spy who must infiltrate Florida after it’s been taken over by Jimmy Buffett and his band of Parrotheads. UCB Theater Chelsea // 307 W. 26th St, New York, NY […]
Pretty Boys will be performing at Austin Sketch Fest on Friday May 26 at the Spider House Ballroom at 8:00 PM! We open for our dear friends at Reductress! If you’ll be in Austin, Texas, you should come out. I’ll be there, assuming my flight isn’t canceled: I want to eat all the Austin food […]
Uh, Blendman, a word? Yes, it’s about that comment you made by the Keurig. Yes, that Keuirg. You see, I appreciate that you like my shirt. Why, yes, it is Earthworm Jim, the Super Nintendo game character turned short-lived Saturday morning cartoon. You see, Blendman, I wear these shirts to express myself and make myself stand […]
This morning I get on the train at the same spot I usually do. I know this is the spot right in front of the trash can where the doors pull right up. And I step on first. And if there’s a seat, I get it. I need it, because my legs hurt, and it […]
I wake up that morning and slap the alarm clock unironically and cliched-ly. “6:34,” it reads in red digital line numbers. I started setting my alarm for weird times in the morning. I felt like my body wasn’t responding well to the predictable times. 7:00 AM is so predictable. 6:30, better, but half-hours are the […]